parents: "schools easy"

me: "can you help me on this homework problem"

parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

(Source: neutroisenjolras)

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

ruinedchildhood:

literally me

midbloods:

does anyone else realize how gross that paint would look though? I mean that shit’s gonna blend together instantly unless you meticulously wash your brush after each stroke. And then you’ll end up being a sad artist with paint the color of leprechaun diarrhea.

midbloods:

does anyone else realize how gross that paint would look though? I mean that shit’s gonna blend together instantly unless you meticulously wash your brush after each stroke. And then you’ll end up being a sad artist with paint the color of leprechaun diarrhea.

One of Beyoncé’s models for her VMA Vanguard Award performance tells a story about how Beyoncé comforted her before the show began. So sweet!

(Source: thequeenbey)

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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thecursedknight:

romp2:

algae-orlando-bloom:

the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work

i love it

THAT IS THE SCARIEST PIKACHU I HAVE EVER SEEN OH GOD